Beware of the Shart….

Nothing is more frightening than a wet fart… the electric feeling that goes up your spine after you squeeze and realize you made a horrible mistake! The only thing that is worse than a hearty Shart…. is having no place to deal with it, and change your soiled under’s.

Check out the hit song below “I thought I farted, but I sh$@!”

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Shartificial Intelligence

Nothing is more frightening than a wet fart… the electric feeling that goes up your spine after you squeeze and realize you made a horrible mistake! The only thing that is worse than a hearty Shart…. is having no place to deal with it, and change your soiled under’s. 

General rule of thumb: You crap your pants = You throw away your underwear. It’s common sense! After reaching the ripe ol’ age of 2 years , you should no longer be crapping your pants… at least not until you hit your 80’s and end up back in diapers. Part of avoiding a Shart… is to fully understand what it is! 

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“Poo-Phoria” – Why it feels Sooo Good to Poop.

It’s a real thing…. And it is addictive.

Poo-phoria occurs when your bowel movement stimulates the vagus nerve, which descends from the brainstem to the colon. The vagus nerve plays a role in several bodily functions including digestion, and regulating heart rate and blood pressure.

When stimulated, it can Poo-phoria occurs when your bowel movement stimulates the vagus nerve, which descends from the brainstem to the colon. The vagus nerve plays a role in several bodily functions including digestion, and regulating heart rate and blood pressure.

When stimulated, it can cause a number of reactions such as sweating, and the chills you describe. It can also drop your blood pressure and heart rate, causing the lightheadedness that “can lend a sense of subli me relaxation,” Sheth and his co-author write. If your poop suddenly overstimulates the vagus nerve, it can even cause you to pass out on the john in a horrifying phemonemon called defecation syncope.

The poop authors write that it tends to take a particularly “large mass of stool” to trigger poo-phoria and its vagal-nerve-induced feelings of exhilaration, intense relaxation, and goose bumps. Poo-phoria can be addictive, the authors warn, though they don’t elaborate on how addicts manipulate their poo to make it especially big.

Bottom line: A particularly large bowel movement can trigger the vagus nerve which, in turn, can drop your blood pressure and heart rate, and give you the chills. a number of reactions such as sweating, and the chills. It can also drop your blood pressure and heart rate, causing the lightheadedness that “can lend a sense of sublime relaxation. If your poop suddenly overstimulates the vagus nerve, it can even cause you to pass out on the john in a horrifying phemonemon called defecation syncope.

Poo-phoria can be addictive!!

https://www.outsideonline.com/1784611/why-does-it-feel-good-poop

Road Rage 2.0

Don’t you wish you had a button in your car that could flatten all four tires of any victim you choose that is being a total douche bag on the road?

Look I don’t consider myself someone who has actual “road rage”… But I can pick out a douche bag driver any day of the week. There are tons of moves people make on the road that tick people off!

What gives you Road Rage? Post in the Comments Section Below!