Nothing is more frightening than a wet fart… the electric feeling that goes up your spine after you squeeze and realize you made a horrible mistake! The only thing that is worse than a hearty Shart…. is having no place to deal with it, and change your soiled under’s.
General rule of thumb: You crap your pants = You throw away your underwear. It’s common sense! After reaching the ripe ol’ age of 2 years , you should no longer be crapping your pants… at least not until you hit your 80’s and end up back in diapers. Part of avoiding a Shart… is to fully understand what it is!
The Everyday Man Poop 